2021.11.29 17:32 kurt667 Big thanks to u/SantaClaude_yeboi …. Great! Merry Christmas!
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2021.11.29 17:32 The_chocolate_donut Testing, attention please
2021.11.29 17:32 FFllot Brave giga chad girl kills a roach
2021.11.29 17:32 AdministrativeFly506 TIFU by asking my dad to unclog the sink
Obligatory this did not happen yesterday but over the course of a few years in my teens.
So there I was, 13 years old, just discovered masturbation and the world at my feet. As a healthy horny teenager I made sure to schedule this event tightly in my daily regime. Unlike the average teen, however, I decided tissues were overrated, with needing to stock up on them every so often, looking disgusting when used to clean up the deed, and being a waste of paper overall. Why not just scoop the coom and throw it out when done? Much more convenient, no garbage. Where to throw it out? Why, in the sink, obviously. Just flush it away with some water, wash your hands and all clean and done.
This habit continued over the next few years, with all of my penis inflating sessions ending in neatly depositing my cum surplus down the drain of my sink. In the meantime, when using the sink for actions it was actually intended for, I started noticing the sink taking longer and longer to drain entirely, but I mean, whatever right? Probably some limescale, not the end of the world.
Inevitably, over the course of time this ended in the sink not draining at all anymore. Now this was getting out of hand, that damn limescale! Clueless as I was and not being able to put two and two together, I decided to ask my father to clean out the limescale together so I could enjoy the clog-free life again. Big mistake. Good ol’ baking soda-vinegar combo was having none of it, so we decided to screw off the siphon in its entirety. At this exact moment my father and I were allowed to behold the magnum opus I had unknowingly been creating over the years, with a good 20 centimetres of the siphon being occluded by a nice thick layer of children that would never be. It honestly looked most like a huge atherosclerotic plaque. My father, not failing to recognise the substance, burst out laughing and left me to clean my personal mess from there on. And so I spent the rest of my memorable afternoon cleaning out my jizz-filled siphon with a screwdriver, enduring a constant stream of dad jokes.
TL;DR - clogged the sink in my bedroom with the semen buildup of multiple years
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2021.11.29 17:32 PhamTastic28 Constantly worried I’ll accidentally type out a mean/offensive comment or message and send/post it. What do I do??
2021.11.29 17:32 luiscrypocoin The Metaliums project is closing the gap between the physical world and the NFT space.
The Metaliums project is closing the gap between the physical world and the NFT space.In case you are not yet familiar with it, the Metaliums are customizable collectibles bot-looking coins living in the physical, in the blockchain, and in the metaverse world. We could say, these are the first NFO coins of the 21st century that will permanently live in these 3 worlds so they can be passed to the next generations to come What makes this project stand out is that, unlike other NFT Read More at thecryptocoinreport.com
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2021.11.29 17:32 Axelrod_br Anarcocapitalismo, a ideologia política que quer tornar o Estado em um feudo privado
2021.11.29 17:32 JasmineDiamondMusic Galaxy Girls
2021.11.29 17:32 kaishawna Looking for winter/seasonal items and DIYs
2021.11.29 17:32 Candid_Link In desperate need of help! Homeless, no clothing, and no other options!
2 weeks ago I was released from prison for a parole violation. When I was reincarcerated I lost everything that I had worked so hard to regain. Right now I have absolutely nothing other than a couple things I carry around in my backpack. I have no clothes, barely any hygiene products, I have no phone to try and look for a job, I have no clothes to be able to go to an interview if I were to even find a job, as sad as it is I don't even have a dollar to ride the bus to get anywhere. I'm currently staying in a shelter that is ridden with drugs which is a bad environment for me because I don't want to use let alone be around that stuff. If there was anybody who please help me with a much needed leg up I promise I will return it and then some. I am not one to ask for help but at this point I have no other option. Any little bit would be appreciated even if it's only a dollar to ride the bus. I was lucky enough to be able to have a friend of mine help me create this post and she has been helping me all she can but she doesn't have much herself. Nothing is too little, but I'm trying really hard to raise enough for the essentials; warm clothing, a phone to be able to search for jobs, and bus fare. Possibly an apartment of my own but as long as I have the ability to be able to find a job I can do the rest on my own. Thank you all in advance and God Bless you. My cashapp is $jlaw585 and my Chime is $Joseph-Amaya-5 Any little bit is appreciated. Thank you!
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2021.11.29 17:32 fps3000 OMS: ômicron representa risco elevado, mas há dúvidas sobre o potencial de danos que a variante pode causar
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2021.11.29 17:32 jabrillpeppers5 r/yugioh mods in a nutshell
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2021.11.29 17:32 justbaby_blue1234 This is a test
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2021.11.29 17:32 Lamb2Lioness0523 Any upscale restaurants with dress code?
Looking for a really nice, upscale restaurant for an anniversary dinner. Prefer a place that has a more dressy/classy atmosphere, not casual.
Most of the restaurants I've found, even the more expensive ones, seem to allow casual clothes and we're looking for a fancier place. Thanks!
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2021.11.29 17:32 vegasbm A masquerade toasting a girl. The line between the living and the dead is shrinking
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2021.11.29 17:32 CheesusChrist15 Zotac 3070 was crashing and rebooting, EVGA 3070 I replaced it with doing the same thing
So the last thing I needed to complete the build was a 3070, but I've had nothing but heartache with the 2 3070's I've tried
When playing any game with my 3070, after 5 minutes to 2 hours my screen will go black, and audio continues to play for a few seconds before there's a loud buzzing and my PC reboots. Idling is stable, benchmarks have no problems. I returned the zotac 3070 because i thought it was faulty, but no, after replacing it with a brand new EVGA 3070 I'm still having problems
2021.11.29 17:32 Get-It-Got Finding Anon -- Speculation -- When MOASS is on hold as GameStop tries to find an anon ape squatting on GameStop.eth so they can launch their NFT Marketplace ... GMErica.eth, you're up!!!
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2021.11.29 17:32 TyrOfMass Trying to schedule days off?
The Department I’m starting at has a probationary year where you can’t take any leave, are you able to arrange certain days off with other COs by exchanging shifts?
The only reason I ask is I’m starting with them to get my foot in the door and have a good paying job while I try to get hired by a PD, I’d really appreciate any help you could give!
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2021.11.29 17:32 Kiz74 Cant Wait For Xmas
I have got my son https://www.onlyairsoft.com/product/arthurian-airsoft-excalibur-the-maul/
I know the m4 is a good gun as i have a different one from the same company but im hoping the pistols are solid and reliable.
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2021.11.29 17:32 mentall-illness Non Australians, what is this?
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2021.11.29 17:32 Obviousbrosif UVS The Next Bitcoin?
2021.11.29 17:32 InsatiableAnApetite So who you gonna call
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2021.11.29 17:32 Odd_Entertainment00 LF: Chimchar FT:Feebas
2021.11.29 17:32 fighting_folksinger My Three Absolute Favourite Laserdisc Covers - The Movies Aren't Bad Either.
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2021.11.29 17:32 MomoCubano When does the 3080 tier get activated?