An elderly woman goes to the doctor.

2022.01.17 04:15 stu-padidiot An elderly woman goes to the doctor.

An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise, I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week. The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!" The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we'll have to work on your hearing."
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2022.01.17 04:15 marr232 USDC has arrived on Avalanche 🤝🏻

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2022.01.17 04:15 MCMarcuz23 Which Traveler was your favorite?

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2022.01.17 04:15 Melle1234 Gaming monitors with custom crosshair

What monitor brands have option for custom crosshair?
The only brand I have found that have the option for custom crosshair is Gigabyte, but there most be more out there?
I know Asus and MSI have crosshair, but not custom crosshair option.
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2022.01.17 04:15 Nelle177 Substitute for Requiem on oldrim

I've been playing oldrim with Requiem for a long time, and I've gotten used to the feel of the game with the mod installed. But now I wanna make switch to the ordinator perk overhaul. The issue is that I can't use both mods together, so I am looking for a mod that is Requiem-like. It would mean that the mod delevels the world and the enemies so that they don't progress with my level, it would have to slow down progression by a bit, and make NPCs "have a brain" so that they use things like potions, poisons, or they attack in groups, or flee when they can't win. It doesn't have to be a single mod, just as long as I can use it with ordinator. Any and all recommendations are welcome, even if it adds something completely new to the list
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2022.01.17 04:15 gentlesir123 Does anyone else hate fast 16th note tom fills that involve two “KK” notes in the fill?

I’m speaking from the context of playing a single kick pedal.
I used to love attempting these fills when I was younger, but Ive come to realize that I can never get the same consistency between the two notes. Both from a sound quality and rhythmic perspective. I feel like I’m playing the spirit of the fill by about 75% of what it should be.
The inconsistencies in sound quality and rhythmic accuracy just don’t make it worth attempting IMO.
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2022.01.17 04:15 Gloomy_County_82 Christine

Team Christine all the way. Other wives need to catch on and LEAVE this egomaniac
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2022.01.17 04:15 wuanlai65 ⭐ Brand New Shiryo - Inu - DAPP based game & NFT’s in development! - Liquidity Lock - ✨ Launching Now on BSC

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The team recently released concepts for the trading cards on their Telegram group and their design team has done an amazing job, this is a gem in the making and it is still incredibly early if you get in now. Having only been life for less than 24 hours the token is sitting at just above a $1M market cap which is incredibly low for a play to earn game, the team is really active on Telegram and the holders seem to be diamond handed after seeing the potential in this project!
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The whitepaper is to be released today alongside more mockups of the concept for the game, the marketing has been on point with calls from all the biggest names on Telegram and Twitter. The developer even just hired a social media specific marketing agency to help get even more eyes on the project, Shiryo-Inu is about to become synonymous with the likes of Floki and Mononoke - Inu, don’t sleep on this one!

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2022.01.17 04:15 Snoo-42643 Have you guys ever felt like adults and elders, (Especially online) feel like they don’t know anything about what teens do actually? And just go off by stuff media says online?

If so Tell me in the comments.
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2022.01.17 04:15 xsparkichux All I did was search up weirdcore gacha. I got this instead. Please explain.

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2022.01.17 04:15 Archunion [help][ds3][ps4] help with lothric lads

Need help beating thes boys. If you’re keen I’m waiting at the fog gate and the pw is ‘help’
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2022.01.17 04:15 antiquestarfish What would you do with 4+ Years of pre-enlistment training?

To preface, I’m fully aware that there’s a very small chance of me ever qualifying to be a PJ. I know it’s incredibly hard even for an athletic male, and as a female who is not currently fit at the time I have every odd stacked against me. Nevertheless, I would like to throw everything I can into pursuing pararescue. The worst case (and of course the most likely) scenario, I don’t make it but become very fit and more opportunities can open up for me. I’m fully prepared for that.
I’m graduating HS this year and want to go into the workforce for 4-8 years before I enlist (I would be 22-26 when I enlisted) to give me time to train. If you were in my position, how would you organize your training? I’m quite weak- can’t do a proper push-up. Run a 12 minute mile ATM. For context, I’m 18, female, 5’9”, and 155lbs (28% BF%) Is this even a possible goal? If so, how can I go about it?
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2022.01.17 04:15 customnewspk Spinnaker Acquisitions Plc to float on London Stock Exchange

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2022.01.17 04:15 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Video] - Scenes from Indian religious festivals fuel concern amid Omicron surges | CNN

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2022.01.17 04:15 ThatUnameIsAlrdyTken Any playable Legion servers / when approx. is Tauri Legion launching?

I really, REALLY miss playing WoW (I quit quite a while ago - when Freakz shut down their Legion). I just wanna grind again. Does anyone have any info on when could Tauri be launching their server? I need someone to tell me an actual estimate, not just send me the link to their changelog. Thank you!
(Also just a reminder - this sub still doesn't have a Legion flair)
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2022.01.17 04:15 DrBattletoad Best level 1 Decoration

I just got this Talisman from my first time using the Mystery melding. WEX 2 is really nice but I'm wondering what to put into the lvl 1 slots. There don't seem to be a lot of good options in Rise for those. Free Meal or Flinch Free seems decent but nothing special.
Anyone else have some ideas?
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2022.01.17 04:15 a_smol_boi95 for real💀

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2022.01.17 04:15 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Top Stories] - A massive volcanic eruption and tsunami hit Tonga and the Pacific. Here's what we know | CNN

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2022.01.17 04:15 GameCollector98 Fat PS3 good temps?

I have a CECHE Backwards Compatible Fat Model. After playing NBA Jam for around 20 minutes, my CPU is at 64°C and my RSX is at 52°C with a 40% fan. Is that bad? The console’s total runtime is 22 days. Thanks everyone!
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2022.01.17 04:15 Randombloke8 fury moment

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2022.01.17 04:15 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Top Stories] - Analysis: Beijing locks down office with workers inside after a single Omicron case is detected | CNN

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2022.01.17 04:15 Forsaken-Accident858 Does anyone want to "FakeDate" the month of Feb :p ?

Lmao, Being gay and looking for dates in my country is pretty shit idk why. The dating pool is small af, added that most of the people are discreet. The month of Feb which is the month of love apparently ends up cuddling with my blanket.
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2022.01.17 04:15 MikkiMoob Presidential War Sims 4

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2022.01.17 04:15 moderplays An original meme i just made

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2022.01.17 04:15 light5577 There are 2 contradicting science studies: a pitch if a womens voice when she is around a man she likes

The first study says that : - the higher a womens pitch the higher her attraction.
The second study says: - the “lower” a womens pitch, the more she is attracted.
Which is which? in your honest opinion?
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